Ragtigdud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic bee.

Ragtigdud created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragtigdud, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragtigdud, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Ragtigdud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ragtigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away if three cats approach from the north.

4. Do not take Ragtigdud's name in vain.

5. Do not commit murder.