Stanfadnatflandudvol is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate whale.

Stanfadnatflandudvol created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Stanfadnatflandudvol, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stanfadnatflandudvol, she will turn you into a dog.

Stanfadnatflandudvol's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Stanfadnatflandudvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.