Weewadtan Muttettitalbop Saspibdum is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, almighty guinea pig.

Weewadtan Muttettitalbop Saspibdum created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weewadtan Muttettitalbop Saspibdum, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weewadtan Muttettitalbop Saspibdum, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Weewadtan Muttettitalbop Saspibdum's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Weewadtan Muttettitalbop Saspibdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Hide from indigo squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the east.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.