Gepgutsug is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured
badger.
Gepgutsug created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gepgutsug, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gepgutsug, he will boil you in a big pot.
Gepgutsug's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Gepgutsug's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in holy places.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never mention dogs.
5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.