Gabpoglig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful fish.

Gabpoglig created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabpoglig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gabpoglig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gabpoglig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gabpoglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near gulls while wearing black corsets.

2. You must love Gabpoglig.

3. Always obey Gabpoglig's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Do not hurt eagles.