Nabhugfumtad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable newt.

Nabhugfumtad created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabhugfumtad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabhugfumtad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nabhugfumtad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nabhugfumtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near moths.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.