Fen is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humane dingo.

Fen created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fen, it will send you a sign.

Fen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Worship no other gods but Fen.