Citnabkem Quagjaparm is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty zebra.

Citnabkem Quagjaparm created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citnabkem Quagjaparm, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Citnabkem Quagjaparm, it will turn you into a sheep.

Citnabkem Quagjaparm's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Citnabkem Quagjaparm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Citnabkem Quagjaparm in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never paint your hands orange.