Gidlenyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, happy gerbil.

Gidlenyarl created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gidlenyarl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gidlenyarl, it will turn you into a slug.

Gidlenyarl's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gidlenyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always obey Gidlenyarl's priests.