Logpibwod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking badger.

Logpibwod created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Logpibwod, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Logpibwod, it will not invite you to parties.

Logpibwod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Logpibwod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Hide if six aardvarks approach from the north.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must never eat wheat.