Dudbundit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, calm hyena.

Dudbundit created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbundit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dudbundit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dudbundit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dudbundit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.