Pommegbot Ham is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic butterfly.

Pommegbot Ham created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pommegbot Ham, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pommegbot Ham, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pommegbot Ham's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pommegbot Ham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never go into pink rooms.