Gedlinnut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent dugong.

Gedlinnut created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlinnut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedlinnut, it will not care at all.

Gedlinnut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gedlinnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Run away if three porpoises approach from the east.