Fithigdossdut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome squid.

Fithigdossdut created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fithigdossdut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fithigdossdut, she will turn you into a slug.

Fithigdossdut's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fithigdossdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Always obey Fithigdossdut's priests.