Ditnelgebtinshavbidhim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, calm zebra.

Ditnelgebtinshavbidhim created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ditnelgebtinshavbidhim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ditnelgebtinshavbidhim, it will turn you into a sheep.

Ditnelgebtinshavbidhim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ditnelgebtinshavbidhim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Never talk about fire.