Tifhud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless yak.

Tifhud created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifhud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tifhud, he will ignore you.

Tifhud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tifhud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three pigs approach from the south.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tifhud.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Respect your elders.