Jinmidbast is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, unjust cow.

Jinmidbast created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Jinmidbast, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jinmidbast, it will manifest in front of you.

Jinmidbast's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jinmidbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Hide from blue sheep for they are unholy.