Komhasfit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, all-powerful capybara.

Komhasfit created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komhasfit, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Komhasfit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Komhasfit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Komhasfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never paint your neck mauve.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Do not take Komhasfit's name in vain.