Gepjopwee is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing mouse.

Gepjopwee created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepjopwee, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gepjopwee, she will turn you into a mole.

Gepjopwee's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gepjopwee's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four snakes approach from the east.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepjopwee.

5. Do not take Gepjopwee's name in vain.