Nibcidfeb Gabtarpcub is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful dog.

Nibcidfeb Gabtarpcub created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibcidfeb Gabtarpcub, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nibcidfeb Gabtarpcub, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nibcidfeb Gabtarpcub's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nibcidfeb Gabtarpcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.