Vedpannarlquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, smart monkey.

Vedpannarlquaf created water two years ago.

If you believe in Vedpannarlquaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedpannarlquaf, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vedpannarlquaf's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vedpannarlquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Vedpannarlquaf loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.