Mab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous dog.

Mab created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Mab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing violet tights and balancing three platinum spheres on your face.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Respect your elders.