Gubnuttcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous dingo.

Gubnuttcib created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Gubnuttcib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gubnuttcib, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gubnuttcib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gubnuttcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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