Gamlakgem is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable
goose.
Gamlakgem created a photon five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gamlakgem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Gamlakgem, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Gamlakgem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Gamlakgem's Holy Commandments1. Never mention ducks.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamlakgem.
4. Do not kill nematodes.
5. Never talk about dark energy near doves while wearing orange dresses.