Gamlakgem is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable goose.

Gamlakgem created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamlakgem, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gamlakgem, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gamlakgem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gamlakgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamlakgem.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never talk about dark energy near doves while wearing orange dresses.