Tadgomfliging is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous penguin.

Tadgomfliging created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Tadgomfliging, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tadgomfliging, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tadgomfliging's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tadgomfliging's Holy Commandments

1. Tadgomfliging loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tadgomfliging.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Tadgomfliging in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.