Tamgeptaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, two-faced swan.

Tamgeptaf created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamgeptaf, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tamgeptaf, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tamgeptaf's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tamgeptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear turquoise stockings.

3. Never feed lots of grapes to shrews while wearing brown dresses.

4. Tamgeptaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.