Megsuglarp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced gnu.

Megsuglarp created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Megsuglarp, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Megsuglarp, he will torture you forever.

Megsuglarp's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Megsuglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Put Megsuglarp first in all things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.