Litnanwod Kanwodsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, egotistical goblin.

Litnanwod Kanwodsab created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Litnanwod Kanwodsab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litnanwod Kanwodsab, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Litnanwod Kanwodsab's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Litnanwod Kanwodsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about special relativity.