Pogveenhim is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, humane raccoon.

Pogveenhim created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pogveenhim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pogveenhim, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pogveenhim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pogveenhim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about special relativity near gulls while wearing indigo rings and balancing seven lead spheres on your face.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.