Quartflabsas is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, effective whale.

Quartflabsas created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quartflabsas, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quartflabsas, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quartflabsas' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Quartflabsas' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quartflabsas.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Quartflabsas in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your arms pink.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Quartflabsas in the centre of the settlement.