Benkapjon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic jackal.

Benkapjon created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Benkapjon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Benkapjon, it will turn you into a tree.

Benkapjon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Benkapjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Put Benkapjon first in all things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not take Benkapjon's name in vain.

5. You must never eat bread.