Yikbopged is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent dolphin.

Yikbopged created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikbopged, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yikbopged, it will turn you into a dog.

Yikbopged's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yikbopged's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.