Gepflytim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humane raven.

Gepflytim created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepflytim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gepflytim, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepflytim's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gepflytim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.