Motbogpaklansas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, emotional skunk.

Motbogpaklansas created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motbogpaklansas, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Motbogpaklansas, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Motbogpaklansas' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Motbogpaklansas' Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not take Motbogpaklansas' name in vain.

4. You must love Motbogpaklansas.

5. Never feed limes to mites while wearing purple scarves.