Zakkarkopstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent shrew.

Zakkarkopstrag created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakkarkopstrag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zakkarkopstrag, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zakkarkopstrag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zakkarkopstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Hide from gray voles for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.