Botcutnull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing raven.

Botcutnull created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botcutnull, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Botcutnull, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Botcutnull's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Botcutnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never paint your hands orange.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.