Dotveen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awesome raven.

Dotveen created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotveen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dotveen, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dotveen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Dotveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dotveen on top of all buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.