Flapkopcabbabbafvagrotbig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful newt.

Flapkopcabbabbafvagrotbig created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapkopcabbabbafvagrotbig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapkopcabbabbafvagrotbig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Flapkopcabbabbafvagrotbig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Flapkopcabbabbafvagrotbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red shirts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not cook food in pots.