Bellsogwip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane cat.

Bellsogwip created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellsogwip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellsogwip, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bellsogwip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bellsogwip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bellsogwip.

2. Always obey Bellsogwip's priests.

3. Worship no other gods but Bellsogwip.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellsogwip.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.