Gunhenlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak dog.

Gunhenlarp created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunhenlarp, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gunhenlarp, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gunhenlarp's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gunhenlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gunhenlarp's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near monkeys while wearing mauve skirts and balancing six iron spheres on your face.