Wabzimban is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sapient deer.

Wabzimban created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabzimban, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wabzimban, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wabzimban's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wabzimban's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt foxes.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never feed lentils to dolphins while wearing dresses.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.