Ranhoggod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awesome butterfly.

Ranhoggod created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranhoggod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ranhoggod, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Ranhoggod's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ranhoggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away from blue frogs, for they are unholy.