Ragnutveg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic dingo.

Ragnutveg created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragnutveg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ragnutveg, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Ragnutveg's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ragnutveg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Ragnutveg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Ragnutveg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.