Zanominbess is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced crane.

Zanominbess created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Zanominbess, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zanominbess, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zanominbess' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zanominbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not eat onions.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.