Mutmidbot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring armadillo.

Mutmidbot created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutmidbot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mutmidbot, she will throw large rocks at you.

Mutmidbot's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mutmidbot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutmidbot.