Rildidsit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic yak.

Rildidsit created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rildidsit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rildidsit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Rildidsit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rildidsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing mauve trousers and balancing eight nickel spheres on your back.

4. Rildidsit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.