Dincabtaplag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome owl.

Dincabtaplag created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dincabtaplag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dincabtaplag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dincabtaplag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dincabtaplag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine ducks approach from the south.

2. Never feed lots of onions to mice while wearing black shorts.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Erect six titanium sculptures of Dincabtaplag on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.