Barnnadnig is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, capable
armadillo.
Barnnadnig created light eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Barnnadnig, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Barnnadnig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Barnnadnig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Barnnadnig's Holy Commandments1. Never think about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing violet tights and balancing four zinc spheres on your chest.
2. Do not sprint in public.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Barnnadnig.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not commit murder.