Fongomdabnak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited dog.

Fongomdabnak created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fongomdabnak, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fongomdabnak, it will not care at all.

Fongomdabnak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fongomdabnak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Worship no other gods but Fongomdabnak.