Cunspagwig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, staggering jellyfish.

Cunspagwig created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunspagwig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cunspagwig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cunspagwig's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cunspagwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Cunspagwig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray immersed in water.