Limmetkik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous chicken.

Limmetkik created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limmetkik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Limmetkik, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Limmetkik's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Limmetkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not take Limmetkik's name in vain.

3. Never wear magenta shirts.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not wear white clothing.
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